Sure… Hey, eh, I don’t mean to be offensive or anything, but has anyone ever told you you’re kind of rude?

I know it’s rude. It’s not new info. Nice to meet someone who’s blunt and straight-forward.
Damn.
So it’s just going to be a surprise then?

Basically. So, you gonna come over or not?
I meet up with my friends a lot too. With people I actually know…

Good for you, you must be very very proud to have friends to meet up with.
Uh… I don’t think talking to people over the internet is going to get me kidnapped, but I’ll be careful…?

What about people in real life?
Nice to meet you, and I will. Not new to the city, I’ve lived here for a couple of years. Yeah, I do. Something wrong with that?

I guess it’s nice to meet you too. And it’s a bad thing, I mean what if a stranger kidnaps you or murders you or something? Huh?
We’re in New York, t-there’s loads to do around here! No I guess you could say I-I’m new to the social life of NYC.

Really? No way. I’ve been here for 4 years, why didn’t I think of that.
kingofhappy:
W-Why don’t you do something then? I’m Peter.

Didn’t…think of that…I’m Alaska. Nice to meet you — Peter? Haven’t seen you around before.